The little book of monster wisdom
A heart in the hand is worth two in the chest cavity
Beggars can’t be choosers and are seldom missed
Children should be tasted and not heard
It’s always brightest before sunset
Once bitten, twice should finish them off
The early wolf catches the paperboy
Brain is better than brawn for a zombie after dawn (brawn is better than brain for the wolfman down the lane)
Don't hog a dead horse
A barking dog never bites once you are chewing its voice box
All that glitters is not the wrist-watch of a lost hiker
Blood is thicker than amniotic fluid
Life is not a bed of noses
When in Rome, eat Romans
When the cat’s away, the mice taste OK
Beauty is only skin deep, meat goes to the bone
A watched tot never wanders
3 comments:
That's immensely wrong, but I likey. Particularly "the early wolf catches the paperboy". Ha!
What Redcap said.
Also, bit late but MC&aHNY.
Personally, I like 'when the cat's away, the mice taste okay'. And 'don't hog a dead horse'.
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