Sunday, December 31, 2006

The little book of monster wisdom

A heart in the hand is worth two in the chest cavity

Beggars can’t be choosers and are seldom missed

Children should be tasted and not heard

It’s always brightest before sunset

Once bitten, twice should finish them off

The early wolf catches the paperboy

Brain is better than brawn for a zombie after dawn (brawn is better than brain for the wolfman down the lane)

Don't hog a dead horse

A barking dog never bites once you are chewing its voice box

All that glitters is not the wrist-watch of a lost hiker

Blood is thicker than amniotic fluid

Life is not a bed of noses

When in Rome, eat Romans

When the cat’s away, the mice taste OK

Beauty is only skin deep, meat goes to the bone

A watched tot never wanders


redcap said...

That's immensely wrong, but I likey. Particularly "the early wolf catches the paperboy". Ha!

Spike said...

What Redcap said.

Also, bit late but MC&aHNY.

Ariel said...

Personally, I like 'when the cat's away, the mice taste okay'. And 'don't hog a dead horse'.