Young people are often coming up to me in bars and saying ‘stop looking at me while you rub your crotch, old man.’ But I sometimes imagine they’re asking me for advice about cool band names. Here’s what I’d suggest:
- Unsuitable Governance Arrangements
- Deviated Septum
- Margaret Carlson-Pitt: Scientist, Raconteur, Mother
- The Cunts
- Dirty Hostile Children
- Cross-Jurisdictional Multi-Agency Taskforce for the Investigation of da Funk
- The Ruptured Fauns
- Unisex Disabled Parenting Room
- The U2s
After all, I made Chocolate Starfish what they are today.
And Jet. Sorry about that.