Thursday, April 05, 2007

Whale Sushi Personals (vol 1)

A special service to our readers...

Buff Hasidic Jew seeks reform-minded shiksa hottie for robust and energetic inter-faith dialogue.

Slightly aggressive alien with own carapace seeks buxom human females for walks on the beach, fire-side chats and out-of-the-box sexual contact. Will consider miscegenation if you are The One. Be gentle with me. Have been burnt before.


Jo said...

Please put me in immediate contact with the alien.

redcap said...

Oooh ja - nothing like a man with his own carapace!