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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Whale Sushi Personals (vol 1)

A special service to our readers...

#1
Buff Hasidic Jew seeks reform-minded shiksa hottie for robust and energetic inter-faith dialogue.

#2
Slightly aggressive alien with own carapace seeks buxom human females for walks on the beach, fire-side chats and out-of-the-box sexual contact. Will consider miscegenation if you are The One. Be gentle with me. Have been burnt before.

2 comments:

Jo said...

Please put me in immediate contact with the alien.

redcap said...

Oooh ja - nothing like a man with his own carapace!